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I am addicted to your violent delicacy. And this unconventional use of science. I so wish I had been there, for your doctoral oral. Ah, that voice! Imagining the vibration of your deep throat. Also you are such a smart ass. The hole I would train if only I had your brain. I knew I would ruin my life by subscribing to your subversive ideas. Well. Since we are here now, let's say it out loud, I love your [written] porn.

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Your words are indeed as dirty as your drawings, Sissitrix. 😏

This would have made a fascinating dissertation, would it not? I would’ve loved sassing you if you were on my committee. Now you better stop before I get any dirty story ideas.

I’ll be sure to torment you more in future. Thanks for coming along for the ride.

💛 Maia

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Jul 26, 2023Liked by Maia Woodhouse

Fun article. I'll stop reading Porn. Uh, how do I define Porn? The last time I think I read Porn was when I and our kids in the neighborhood found a discarded box of paperback Porn on the side of a road. It was pretty rank. Exciting, but rank (remember . . . we were kids . . .).

Since then, I've found Romance novels, erotica (not to mention Zrotica), and a little smut, but not Porn (by my definition). So, I guess I don't really need to worry about your admonition?

My question is the "ME" time section: you are talking about reading Porn, but you cite an article about Viewing Porn. I've only read the abstract. . . does it speak about reading it also? Did I miss something?

Great article though! Very fun. I guess I need to find some Porn to read so I know how to avoid it. Can you cite some examples for me????? 😁

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Haha, I guess I’ve been thinking of erotica as porn. But it is high-quality porn, with a plausible premise and good actors and an interesting plot.

In other words - be worried!! 😉

That is such a good question, Steve, and thank you for mentioning that! I had included a sentence about how that was about viewing porn, "so just imagine how much worse it is for those who *read* it”, something like that - but I must have accidentally deleted it! So, seriously, thank you for pointing this out. I’ll update.

Thanks so much for reading and I’m glad you enjoyed it! It was a bit different for me, but I liked it.

I was going to ask *you* for written porn, so I know what to stay away from! I don’t think I can recommend anything you haven’t already read 😆

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Jul 27, 2023Liked by Maia Woodhouse

Ha! I tend to put this type of literature into at least 4 categories:

Romance

Erotica

Smut

Porn

(I haven't figured out where to put Zrotica 😁

I can't recommend anything Porn-wise. I haven't seen anything I would consider that in many years. Smut, yes, Porn no. Porn seems to be more filled with the typical buzzwords and really weird stuff (probably can find that in the darkened backrooms of adult bookstores, and I have never visited them).

Personally, I'm more interested in the Erotica genre but there are some writers tending more towards smut out there. But again, one person's erotica is another's smut, and vice versa. It's all subjective. It is like what the porn Czar's say, "I'll know it when I see it." And if I'm grossed out by it, I'd probably call it porn. Just saying . . .

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deletedAug 11, 2023Liked by Maia Woodhouse
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UNFATHOMABLE things.

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deletedAug 12, 2023Liked by Maia Woodhouse
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Another thing I had to look up! You are full of all sorts of wisdoms.

That could be interesting indeed...

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deletedAug 5, 2023Liked by Maia Woodhouse
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Thanks for reading and I’m so glad you liked it! The audio is fun to record for me too, so I like including it.

Definitely disregard all this advice 😉

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