I wanted this to be 50 Ways to Please Your Lover, in honor of the Paul Simon song "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" but everyone knows that's too many things in a list. Paul didn't list 50 things, either.
These 15 ways were just delicious, a lot to do all at once, but I guess it is okay if sometimes we fail — since the experience happens. Thank you for greeting us with your delightful voice.
For number 7. freeze the key in a cube of ice. it can be used to tantilize, alternating with feathers, fingers, wax, or other toys. or just leave the block of ice there to be seen as it slowly melts. Should an emergency occur, the ice cube can always be smashed for access to the key.
Sep 25, 2023·edited Sep 26, 2023Liked by Maia Woodhouse
My personal is leaving the key on a string while its frozen so it can drop down where-ever, whether visible into a metal bowl (ting, ting, ting) or dripping on the bound person in their view
These 15 ways were just delicious, a lot to do all at once, but I guess it is okay if sometimes we fail — since the experience happens. Thank you for greeting us with your delightful voice.
It is a lot all at once, but there’s only one way to get to Carnegie Hall! 😉
I’m glad you liked the voiceover. I had fun recording it.
Hahaha I was humming that song the whole time...
Haha SAME
For number 7. freeze the key in a cube of ice. it can be used to tantilize, alternating with feathers, fingers, wax, or other toys. or just leave the block of ice there to be seen as it slowly melts. Should an emergency occur, the ice cube can always be smashed for access to the key.
THIS is an excellent idea 👍
My personal is leaving the key on a string while its frozen so it can drop down where-ever, whether visible into a metal bowl (ting, ting, ting) or dripping on the bound person in their view
Nice, these are good tips.
Aw thank you! That is a beautiful way to go...
Aww well isn’t this the sweetest thing! Thanks so much for this list, I love it.
Love it! Looking forward to hearing more, whenever you're ready to share.