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Maia Woodhouse
Oct 23, 2023
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Hey.

I'm doing something different, which is instead of writing something out and starting there and then narrating it, I haven't written anything. I am in the parking lot, Trader Joe's with Inga and Partner’s inside getting hot chocolate fixings because obviously it is hot chocolate season. And, yeah, it's just been one of those days. A lot of go go go go. And, this morning I sat down to write and I wrote and I crossed things out. And I wrote and I crossed things out. And then at the end, it was just a bunch of crossed out nonsense. So here we are. I suppose that I may end up not sharing this at all. I don't know if anyone's going to like this. It's definitely not the type of content that you signed up for. So I'm sorry if this is totally not what you want, but I have heard from some people that you like more of the off-the-cuff stuff. So here it is, off the cuff. and just because it is Maia Woodhouse, you should know that I do have another Sunday Confession and, it has to do with a walk that Inga and I took yesterday.

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